The Flash (TV Series)

Trial of the Trickster (1991)

John Wesley Shipp: Barry Allen, The Flash

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Quotes 

• The Flash : Hey... I could vibrate my fingers through somebody's brain!

  James Jesse : Oh ho ho! Gross! Well, maybe later.

• James Jesse : Are you prepared to carry out sentence, Mr. Executioner?

  The Flash : [brandishing array of death weapons]  Uh... no. I, uh, can't decide which to use!

  James Jesse : [guffawing]  Well. That's why they call me the hanging judge.

• The Flash : [catches bullets fired at The Trickster]  It's not guns that kill people. It's these little hard things.

  [throws a bullet back at Officer Bellows] 

• Joe Kline : Barry Allen. You were nearly drowned by The Trickster because of your romantic involvement with private eye Megan Lockhart, any comment?

  Barry Allen : No.

  Joe Kline : Officer Allen, you gonna stand in the way of journalistic inquiry, of the people's right to know? It's un-American, babe.

  Barry Allen : Kline, you're making me nauseous.

• Christina McGee : It's funny, don't you think?

  Barry Allen : What?

  Christina McGee : Well, a year ago, you came to me wanting to get rid of these powers. Who's have thought we'd be sitting here now talking about The Flash's publicity?

  Barry Allen : Ooh, well, one thing hasn't changed. I'm still a bottomless pit. In the last year, I've gone near bust on food alone. Thanks. I'm lying to everyone I know about my nights.

  Christina McGee : But, Barry, look at the good you've done. I mean, you've stopped the Trickster's rampage.

  Barry Allen : Well, I think I'm a little fed up with my own multiple personality. Maybe I'll go public. Make us both famous.

• The Flash : Stop it, Jesse.

  Prank : The Trickster to you. And I'm Prank.

  The Flash : I thought Megan was Prank.

  Prank : I'm Prank! Me! And don't you forget it.

  [tries removing his mask] 

  The Trickster : Don't. D-d-d...

  Prank : But don't you want to see who...

  The Trickster : He *is* the mask. Without the mask, he's nothing. Bupkis, nada, zip. Just some boring, average insignificant jerk nobody cares about. He'll die alone and forgotten watching game shows in an empty apartment with cats. Now, you touch that mask again, I'll murder you, okay?