Frasier (TV Series)
Big Crane on Campus (2000)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Roz Doyle : Anyway, I was supposed to read "The Great Gatsby" last night but I couldn't get Alice to sleep. So could you give me a quick summary?
Frasier : [Roz takes out the book and notes] Well, all right, er, it was a time known as the Jazz Age. Wall Street was booming, bootleg hooch was flowing, and the young people were doing a new dance called the Charleston.
Roz Doyle : Where were you when I was trying to get Alice to sleep?
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Roz Doyle : Frasier, thank God you're here.
Frasier : Why, what's wrong Roz?
Roz Doyle : My book club meets tonight and I haven't read the book.
Frasier : Oh my, that is a literary nine one one.
Frasier : [Said with an air of incredulity] "Wait. You joined a book club?
Roz Doyle : [Said with feigned innocence] "Why is that so hard to believe? I like to read.
Frasier : [Said with justified suspicion] "What's his name?
Roz Doyle : [Said with glee] "Jason. We met at a book store and he asked me to join his book club. He's separated but I thinks it's for keeps. He was buying Divorce For Dummies.
Frasier : Sounds like a real catch Roz.
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Roz Doyle : Frasier, thank God you're here.
Frasier : Why, what's wrong Roz?
Roz Doyle : My book club meets tonight and I haven't read the book.
Frasier : Oh my, that is a literary nine one one.
Frasier : [Said with an air of incredulity] Wait. You joined a book club?
Roz Doyle : [Said with feigned innocence] Why is that so hard to believe? I like to read.
Frasier : [Said with justified suspicion] What's his name?
Roz Doyle : [Said with glee] Jason. We met at a book store and he asked me to join his book club. He's separated but I thinks it's for keeps. He was buying Divorce For Dummies.
Frasier : Sounds like a real catch Roz.