Frasier (TV Series)
Give Him the Chair! (1994)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Martin : [trying out his new massage chair for the first time] That's disgusting!
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Martin : Okay, I'll tell you what chair I want. I want the chair I was sitting in when I watched Neil Armstrong take his first step on the Moon. And when the US hockey team beat the Russians in the '80 Olympics. I want the chair I was sitting in the night you called me to tell me I had a grandson. I want the chair I was in all those nights, when your mother used to wake me up with a kiss after I'd fallen asleep in front of the television. Y'know I still fall asleep in it. And every once in a while, when I wake up, I still expect your mother to be there, ready to lead me off to bed... Oh, never mind. It's only a chair.
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Martin : Hey, Niles. What brings you by?
Niles : Maris's birthday, I'm hiding her present here.
Martin : Oh, it's getting that time of year, is it? Well, I guess I'm gonna have to get her something. It's too bad, I just got back from the hardware store. Saw a great-looking ratchet set.
Frasier : [sotto] As if there's anything left on her that needs tightening.
