Frasier (TV Series)
Give Him the Chair! (1994)
Valerie Curtin: Mrs. Warren
Quotes
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Frasier : Can't do the show without Dr. Armstrong, he's too important to the plot. I know, that's the part I played.
Mrs. Warren : You played Dr. Armstrong?
Frasier : Well yes... oh no no no no
Mrs. Warren : How badly do you want your chair?
Frasier : I'm sorry, its out of the question.
Mrs. Warren : No, it would be a real shame if something happened to this chair.
[rips off a strip of duct tape pulling out some of the stuffing]
Frasier : But it's been years. I hardly can remember any of the lines.
Mrs. Warren : Then you'll fit right in.
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Mrs. Warren : In forty-five minutes the curtain goes up on a very shaky production of "Ten Little Indians."
Frasier : Oh, "Ten Little Indians." I thought I recognized the mise en scene. I did this play years ago.
[British accent]
Frasier : "On the contrary, Major. Many a psychotic killer would appear to be quite normal. You see, you can never suspect that underneath that calm exterior there lies the heart of a maniac, ah-ha-ha."
[normal voice]
Frasier : Happens to be true, by the way.
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Mrs. Warren : [addressing the drama club who are having jitters about performing] Everyone, listen to me. This is not Broadway, it's junior high, now we're just going to go out there in front of family and friends, and have fun, okay?
[to Frasier as the kids go merrily back to rehearsal]
Mrs. Warren : One more thing goes wrong, I will have to take my own life.
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Mrs. Warren : Sir? You can have your chair back in two weeks.
Frasier : Yes, you don't understand, I'm in a very difficult position here.
Mrs. Warren : DIFFICULT? You want difficult? I have a set that's falling apart, a leading man whose voice changed at precisely three o'clock this afternoon, AND MY NAME IS SPELLED WRONG IN THE PROGRAM!