Frasier (TV Series)

The Good Son (1993)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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• Daphne : [looking at Martin's chair]  Oh, look at that. It's like I always say. Start with a good piece, and replace the rest as you can afford it.

• Daphne : [Frasier answers the door and Daphne is standing there with her hand down her blouse]  Oh, hello. Caught me with me hand in the biscuit tin. I'm Daphne, Daphne Moon.

• Daphne : Wait a minute! I'm getting something on you - you're a florist!

  Frasier : No, I'm a psychiatrist.

  Daphne : Oh, well, it comes and goes. Usually it's strongest around my time of the month... so I guess I let a little secret out there.

  Frasier : It's safe with us. Well, Miss Moon, I think we've learned everything we need to about you, and a dash extra!

  Daphne : [turning to Eddie]  You're a dog, aren't you?

• Martin : We call him Eddie Spaghetti.

  Daphne : Oh, he likes pasta?

  Martin : No, he has worms.

• [after interviewing Daphne] 

  Frasier : Dad, what are you doing?

  Martin : You wanted me to pick one, I picked one.

  Frasier : But she's a kook, I don't like her!

  Martin : Well, what difference does it make to you? She's only going to be here when you're not.

  Frasier : Then... what's my problem?

  [laughs] 

  Frasier : Daphne!

  [Daphne emerges from the powder room] 

  Frasier : You've been retained.

  Daphne : Oh, wonderful! I had a premonition.

  Frasier : Quelle surprise.

  Daphne : I'll move my things in tomorrow.

  Frasier : Oh, move in? Oh, I'm sorry, there must be some misunderstanding. Er, this isn't a live-in position.

  Daphne : Oh, dear. Well the lady at the agency...

  Frasier : The lady at the agency was wrong; this is just a part-time position. I'm, I'm afraid it just won't work out.

  Martin : [standing up]  Hold on there, Frasier, let's talk about this!

  Frasier : Dad, there's nothing to discuss!

  Daphne : You two should talk about this. I'll just pop back in here and enjoy some more of your African erotic art.

  [Daphne is about to go back in to the powder but Frasier stops her] 

  Frasier : Daphne, Daphne - I think it would be best if you leave.

  Daphne : Oh well, alright then.

  [heads for the door] 

  Frasier : Don't be alarmed. We'll contact you. If not by telephone, then through the toaster.

  [Daphne leaves] 

• Daphne : You were a policeman, weren't you?

  Martin : Yeah, how'd you know?

  Daphne : I must confess... I'm a bit psychic.

• Frasier : Well, we'll, er, we'll be calling you, Miss Moon.

  Martin : Oh, why wait?

  [to Daphne] 

  Martin : You've got the job!

  Daphne : Oh, wonderful!

  Frasier : [to Martin]  Excuse me, excuse me, aren't you just forgetting a little something here? Don't you think we should talk about this in private?

  Daphne : Oh, of course you should; I completely understand.

  [she stands up and shoulders her bag] 

  Daphne : I'll just pop into the loo - you do have one, don't you?

  Frasier : [pointing to the powder room]  Yes.

  Daphne : Oh, I love America.

• Frasier : Yes. Well, now, perhaps you should start by telling us a little bit about yourself, Miss Moon.

  Daphne : Well, I'm originally from Manchester, England...

  Frasier : Oh really, did you hear that, Dad?

  Martin : I'm three feet away. There's nothing wrong with my hearing.