- Jack Valenti: We've put together a little motion picture about Freakazoid's origin. It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
- Our Narrator: Ladies and gentlement, the President of the Motion Picture Association of America, Mr. Jack Valenti.
- Jack Valenti: Hello, I'm Jack Valenti, and these are my cheeks. You know, we get a lot of letters here at the Motion Picture Association of America. And most of them are about my cheeks. Still, there have been a few letters asking us all about Freakazoid. Letters like this one from Miss Ida Lupins of Santa Susana City. And she writes, "Dear Mr. Valenti, I like your cheeks. I'd like to know how Freakazoid got his start as a superhero. What were the special circumstances? My home is made of adobe." Well, Miss Lupins, you're in luck. As it just so happens, we've produced a special little motion picture about Freakazoid's origins that's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason. So sit back, relax and enjoy Freakazoid's origins.
- Our Narrator: And now... our feature presentation.
- [Scene starts with Roddy and Dexter tied-up in Guitierrez' office]
- Roddy MacStew: You'll never get away with it Guitierrez!
- Guitierrez: Get away with what? I haven't said anything yet.
- Roddy MacStew: You're right. Sorry! I jumped the gun. My fault.
- Guitierrez: I plan on eliminating both of you.
- Roddy MacStew: You'll never get away with it Guitierrez!
- Guitierrez: How did you activate the flaw?
- Dexter Douglas: I... I don't know! Th-the cat did it!
- Guitierrez: [cut to Mr. Chubbikins tied up with them] Bring in the animal psychologist!
- [he enters]
- Guitierrez: Ask him how he activated the flaw!
- Animal Psychologist: Meow, meow, meow?
- Mr. Chubbikins: Mrrow... mrrow...
- Animal Psychologist: Meow, meow?
- Mr. Chubbikins: Mrrow... mrrow...
- Animal Psychologist: He says he's very sad.
- Guitierrez: Oh, go away!