- Neal Schweiber: Had to bring the big rocket, didn't you?
- Bill Haverchuck: What... I got a big rocket, what am I supposed to do, cut it in half?
- Lindsay Weir: I don't need your help.
- Jeff Rosso: Ok. Tell you what. Why don't I just visit you then in the *prison*, where you'll be living, and give you some really good advice, like, y'know, should you get shanked in the yard or in the dining hall? When you have your baby, which prison guard should take care of it? That kind of thing. That'd be a great way to do my job, don't ya think?
- Lindsay Weir: Y'know, only time will tell. See you at the prison yard.
- Lindsay Weir: You know who didn't go to college? Albert Einstein
- Jeff Rosso: You know who else didn't go to college?
- Lindsay Weir: Who?
- Jeff Rosso: Frank
- Lindsay Weir: Frank who?
- Jeff Rosso: Frank, the guy who pumps gas into my car