- Daniel Desario: What, so it's my fault that you left your stuff in my car?
- Kim Kelly: No, it's your fault that you're the most unreliable person ever.
- Daniel Desario: Well, you're certainly reliable, you're always a BITCH!
- Sam Weir: [Bill is doing the Rerun dance from "What's Happening?" to "Spacefunk"] Bill,that is NOT sexy
- Bill Haverchuck: Yes it is!
- Neal Schweiber: Bill it looks like you're having a seizure.
- [Sam tries not to laugh too hard]
- Neal Schweiber: [quietly mocking his dad, who's been cheating on mom, hugging her] Yeah, look at me,I'm such a good husband, blah, blah,blah.
- Dr. Vic Schweiber: I'd like to propose a toast: To my wife, without whom we'd all be hungry and without whom my life wouldn't be complete
- [they hug]
- Neal Schweiber: [rolls eyes,Sam starts laughing with mouth full offscreen] This sucks, I gotta get out of here
- [Bill and Sam watch him leave,Sam laughs silent with mouth still full]