- Lindsay Weir: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president.
- Harold Weir: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.
- Harold Weir: By the way, that drummer you're listening to...
- Nick Andopolis: Yeah?
- Harold Weir: He's terrible!
- Nick Andopolis: What? That's Neal Peart, he's the greatest drummer alive!
- Harold Weir: Neal Peart couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag!