- Jack Marshak: Jerry! You've never been a criminal before.
- Jerry Scott: I've never been dying before, Jack!
- Jack Marshak: I'm going! I'm willing to go! All right! Take it ea - boy, if I were, well, maybe 20. Try it one at a time though, you guys.
- Ryan Dallion: Should we ask you how it went?
- Jack Marshak: [Sarcastically] Oh, it was fine, Ryan. It was just great. Right up to the time that they caught me. Did you see what they did to those? Look.
- Micki Foster: Are those your...?
- Jack Marshak: My lock-picks! What kind of people would bend a man's lock-picks?
- Jerry Scott: Why would a blind man wear contact lenses? Ladies and gentlemen, any salvation, any healing, will truly not come from charlatans and fraud, if you must give away your money, give it to medical research.
- Jerry Scott: What you are witnessing here is a crime. A crime against every one of you, and a crime against reason.
- Ryan Dallion: [preparing to confront a faith healer] No big deal. We can get our bones busted and healed all in the same evening.
- Jack Marshak: That glove, he's going to have to kill someone.
- Jerry Scott: I can't afford to care about that.
- Stewart Fishoff: Let me tell you something, Jerry. Whether you can accept it or not, there's a power that is greater than both of us, that is running through me, blessing me.
- Jerry Scott: Yeah. It's called greed.