- Jack Marshak: He used to strap himself into a coffin, and then a dozen steel spikes were driven into it.
- Micki Foster: Please! I'm trying to eat.
- Ryan Dallion: Yeah, being a magician is a dangerous job. I mean, it's not on my list of career possibilities.
- Jack Marshak: That really required impeccable timing, dexterity, and skill.
- Ryan Dallion: You were much, um, younger, than.
- Jack Marshak: Thank you for pointing that out.
- Micki Foster: Don't you think that's a little brave?
- Jack Marshak: I think it's a little stupid, but I'm here anyway, aren't I?
- Ryan Dallion: Yeah, but you never know, Jack. Micki could turn out to be a real schizo.
- Micki Foster: Hmm, I'd have to be to work with you, wouldn't I?