Friends (TV Series)
The One in Barbados (2003)
Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing
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Quotes
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Monica Geller-Bing : Chandler, we have talked about this: you are not supposed to give people advice! Couldn't you have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler Bing : I did! A penis one! Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica Geller-Bing : They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. She'll say no, David's heart'll be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover from, and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Chandler Bing : Man, that is some bad advice.
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David : [to Phoebe] Um, Phoebe, um... I have uh... something I wanna to say...
Monica Geller-Bing : [Eavesdropping over at the next table; To Chandler] Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Lets go.
Chandler Bing : [to Monica] I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh... Phoebe, um... I would be honored if uh..." Spit it out, David!
David : [to Phoebe] Um... Phoebe, um...
[Chandler smacks himself in the face out of pity]
David : You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was... unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.
Phoebe Buffay : [Nods in agreement] Sure, okay, yeah.
David : But um... well now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart, so to that end...
[pulls out a ring from his pocket]
Phoebe Buffay : [Seeing Mike walk into the restaurant] Oh my God, Mike!
David : It's David, actually.
Phoebe Buffay : No, Mike's here.
David : [Turns around] Oh, hey Mike!
Mike Hannigan : Hey, David, Chandler, Monic - whoa
[upon seeing the unpleasantness of Monica's hair]
Monica Geller-Bing : [Cries in anger] It's the humidity!
Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] Hi, Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay : [to Mike] What... are you doing here?
Mike Hannigan : I have a question I need to ask you.
David : [to Mike] I have a question that I was going to ask her myself.
Mike Hannigan : [to David] Yea, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
David : [Sarcastically] Okay! Would you care for my seat as well?
Mike Hannigan : Actually yeah, that'd be great.
David : Well that's fair you've had a long trip.
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Monica Geller-Bing : [Sarcastically] Well, I hope you're happy!
Chandler Bing : [Pretending not to sense the tone] Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
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Monica Geller-Bing : [the sun has just come out] You go down to the pool and reserve the chairs
Rachel : Ok
Monica Geller-Bing : and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler Bing : Uh ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel : Noooooo!
Monica Geller-Bing : Dammit!
Ross : [from the next room] Walls are pretty thin, guys.
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Monica Geller-Bing : Honey, they have ping pong. Let's play.
Chandler Bing : I don't think so.
Monica Geller-Bing : Why not?
Chandler Bing : Because you know how competitive you get and while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.
Monica Geller-Bing : I'm not always that bad.
Chandler Bing : Oh yeah, what happened when we played last time?
Monica Geller-Bing : ...I punched you.
Chandler Bing : and...
Monica Geller-Bing : Phoebe
Phoebe Buffay : and...
Monica Geller-Bing : ...clunked your heads together.
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Chandler Bing : [Chandler just won at ping pong] I never sucked. I just didn't want you to know how good I was.
Monica : Why?
Chandler Bing : I don't know.
Monica : This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments.
Chandler Bing : That's why.
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Monica Geller-Bing : [everyone is up the wall hearing Joey and Rachel making out] Oh my God! I love how these walls work!
[Ross, Charlie, Joey, and Rachel hears Monica but doesn't know it's her]
Monica Geller-Bing : [with a piece of hair in her mouth] Thanks.
