Friends (TV Series)

The One in Barbados (2003)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey : I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.

  Sarah : I'm sorry. I don't own a TV.

  Joey : You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?

• Joey : Pharmacists are Phun.

  Rachel Green : I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.

  Joey : Not enough pills in the world, Rach.

• Ross : [Ross's speech in Barbados, Rachel is laughing]  ... is thought to be separate species from homo erectus

  Joey : Homo?

  Rachel : [Still laughing]  Erectus.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [Reading his speech to Charlie]  ... By using CT scans, and computer imaging, we can in a very real way bring the Mesezoic Era into the 21st century.

  Charlie Wheeler : [In astonishment]  It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, and you know what, that'll be even better tomorrow because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet.

  [opens the door for Joey, Chandler and Rachel] 

  Joey : Hey guys!

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Joey]  The chocolates aren't here yet.

  Joey : [Walks in in disappointment]  Dammit!

  Charlie Wheeler : [to Joey]  Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic.

  Chandler Bing : [to Charlie]  Oh, is it on the computer? 'Cause I'd like to give it a read.

  Dr. Ross Geller : [to Chandler]  If you want to check your email, just ask.

  Chandler Bing : What?

  [Realizing Ross caught his bluff] 

  Chandler Bing : 'Kay.

  [Friendlily pats Ross on his chest]