- Monica Geller-Bing: [about Emma's new nanny, Molly] What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it.
- Phoebe Buffay: [doing a crossword puzzle] Hey, Mike - what's the capital of Peru?
- Mike Hannigan: Lima.
- Phoebe Buffay: No, it starts with a V and ends in an X. And hopefully with a T-O in the middle.
- Mike Hannigan: You know, you're right. The capital of Peru is Vtox.
- Joey Tribbiani: I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
- Chandler Bing: [smiles] You thoughts?
- [Joey nods]
- Chandler Bing: Plural?
- Joey Tribbiani: [sighs] Alright, fine, I have only one thought: it's about the hot nanny, I've got to see her!