- [on the phone]
- Phoebe Buffay: Listen... is Ross near you?
- Mike Hannigan: No, I just left.
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, you have to go back in.
- Mike Hannigan: What? Go back? To the land where time stands still?
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh god, remember the girls' nights we used to have? Sitting aroung talking about you and Ross?
- Rachel Green: Oh god, it seems like forever ago!
- Phoebe Buffay: I know. So what's going on with you and Ross?
- Rachel Green: Well, uhm. I don't know. I mean, for a long time nothing. But actually, right before you picked me up, Ross and I had a little thing.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh my god, I love things, what happened?
- Rachel Green: Well, first he told me he liked how i looked and the we had a little... eye contact.
- Phoebe Buffay: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.
- Bartender: Excuse me, these are from the two gentleman at the end of the bar
- [He leaves two drinks on the table as Rachel and Phoebe look at two men who wave at them]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh! Actually, you know what? I can't have another one on account of my breast milk.
- Bartender: [Upset] Ok...