Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Candy Hearts (1995)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : Pete the Weeper? Remember? The guy who always used to cry when we had sex?

  [mock crying] 

  Rachel Green : "Was it good for you?"

  Monica Geller : Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard the "I Win" guy.

  [imitating Howard] 

  Monica Geller : "I win! I win!"

  [normal voice] 

  Monica Geller : I went out with the guy for two months; I didn't get to win once.

• Monica Geller : Hey, here's a picture of Scotty Jarrett naked.

  Rachel Green : Oh, let us see!

  [she and Phoebe look at the photo] 

  Rachel Green : Hey, he's wearing a sweater.

  Monica Geller : No.

  Rachel Green , Phoebe Buffay : EEWW!

• Phoebe Buffay : Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She says that if you wanna break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do, like, a cleansing ritual.

  Rachel Green : Phoebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.

  Phoebe Buffay : Yeah.

  [shrugs] 

  Phoebe Buffay : We can do it tomorrow night, guys. It's Valentine's Day, it's perfect.

  Monica Geller : Okay, but what kind of ritual?

  Phoebe Buffay : Okay. We can, um... We can burn the stuff they gave us.

  Rachel Green : Or...?

  Phoebe Buffay : Or... Or... we can chant and dance naked. You know, with sticks.

  Monica Geller : Burning's good.

  Rachel Green : Burning's good.