Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Candy Hearts (1995)
Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay
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Quotes
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Monica Geller : Hey, here's a picture of Scotty Jarrett naked.
Rachel Green : Oh, let us see!
[she and Phoebe look at the photo]
Rachel Green : Hey, he's wearing a sweater.
Monica Geller : No.
Rachel Green , Phoebe Buffay : EEWW!
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Phoebe Buffay : [doing boyfriend-cleansing ritual] Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel Green : Okay, Phoebs, you know what? If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
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Phoebe Buffay : Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She says that if you wanna break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do, like, a cleansing ritual.
Rachel Green : Phoebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Phoebe Buffay : Yeah.
[shrugs]
Phoebe Buffay : We can do it tomorrow night, guys. It's Valentine's Day, it's perfect.
Monica Geller : Okay, but what kind of ritual?
Phoebe Buffay : Okay. We can, um... We can burn the stuff they gave us.
Rachel Green : Or...?
Phoebe Buffay : Or... Or... we can chant and dance naked. You know, with sticks.
Monica Geller : Burning's good.
Rachel Green : Burning's good.