Futurama (TV Series)
Jurassic Bark (2002)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Robo-Puppy
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Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Seymour is about to be cloned; the scanner reveals his species and the age when he died] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.
Fry : Fifteen? You mean... he lived for twelve more years after I got frozen?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Nods] Indeed.
Fry : [pauses] Stop the cloning.
[Everybody exclaims in confusion; Fry then takes a large wrench and hammers it against the machine, halting the cloning process]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the *smart guy's* machine...
Bender : Fry, what's wrong?
Fry : Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
Bender : But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.
Fry : I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...
[Picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes]
Fry : But he forgot me a long, long time ago...
[Kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves]
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Fry : I have a pizza here for Seymour Asses.
Man at Delivery Address : There isn't anybody by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope in time you realize how stupid you are.
Fry : I wouldn't count on it.
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Fry : I will now do the native dance of my people.
[Does The Hustle]
Turanga Leela : [Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"] It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.
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[the Professor is about to revive Fry's fossilized dog]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death.
Fry : [ecstatic] I'm gonna get my puppy back. In your face Grim Reaper.
Bender : [jealous] Crappy, ineffective Reaper...
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Tour Guide : I am a volunteer housewife with over 45 minutes of training and a romance novel about archaeology.
Fry : Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [when everyone, despite the professor's objections, seems intent on leaping into a lake of lava to rescue Fry's dog] Professor! Lava! Hot!
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[Bender owns an Aibo robot dog]
Robo-Puppy : Robo-puppy commencing 2 hour yipping session. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip...
[Bender kicks it against the wall, Aibo alarm sounding]
Robo-Puppy : Robo-puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-puppy mistreatment alert.
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Turanga Leela : Fry, acting like a moron won't solve anything.
Fry : Then all hope is lost.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [the cloning process has started. Seymour is zapped by the machine and his DNA is extracted. "Species: Canis Familiaris. Age: 15" is displayed on a screen] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.
Fry : Fifteen? You mean... he lived for 12 more years after I got frozen?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Indeed.
Fry : [pauses] Stop the cloning.
[He picks up a spanner and hits the Clone-O-Mat with it, wrecking the machine and abruptly stopping the cloning process]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!
Bender : Fry, what's wrong?
Fry : Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
Bender : But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!
Fry : I had Seymour till he was three... That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him.
[He picks up Seymour's fossil and looks into his apparent eyes]
Fry : I'll never forget him... But he forgot me a long, long time ago.
[He kisses Seymour's fossil and places him on the alter of the machine; he walks away, while casting a final farewell gaze before leaving the room entirely]
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Robo-Puppy : Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.
[Robo-Puppy begins to yip. Bender, frustrated, kicks it across the room where it hits the wall and falls to the ground]
Robo-Puppy : [as a siren begins to wail out] Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert.