George Lopez (TV Series)

George's Relatively Bad Idea (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• Angie Lopez : [to George]  Why is my dad kissing your sister?

  George Lopez : Did I mention I got the garage paid off?

• George Lopez : [when Vic walks in with black eyebrows & mustache]  Vic, I'm gonna ask you flat out: when did you fall head first into the La Brea Tar Pits?

• Benny : George, George, we were drunk and we were watching boxing, and well, you know how booze and sweaty guys get my horses running.

  George Lopez : [looking sickened]  Actually, I didn't, but thank you, Mommy.

• George Lopez : [to Vic]  You're offering me two thousand dollars to set you up on a date with my sister?

  Vic : I said one thousand dollars.

  George Lopez : I'm selling you my sister, man. Don't low-ball me.

• George Lopez : I used to dream that I had a big family like the ones on TV. I remember yelling at the screen, "Eight's not enough, adopt a little Mexican boy!"

• Angie Lopez : Daddy's gonna stay here while they tend his condo for termites.

  George Lopez : You don't need exterminators, Vic. Just get all the bugs together and tell them stories about Cuba. They'll kill themselves.

• Angie Lopez : I should go with Daddy to his cardiologist dinner.

  Vic : That is so sweet, but no. It would be too hard for me seeing you in a room full of people you should have married.

  George Lopez : Yeah, I guess Angie could have married a cardiologist, got divorced, taken half of his money, hooked up with some young stud... Oh, that's what your wife did. Did I strike a nerve?

• Linda Lorenzo #2 : [to George]  You pimped me out for two thousand dollars?

  George Lopez : Why you gotta say it that negative?