George Lopez (TV Series)

Girl Fight (2003)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : Carmen, good news.

  Angie Lopez : You're not suspended. Piper is.

  George Lopez : You can go back to school. Mr. Durango's gonna make sure none of the kids ever mess with you again.

  Carmen Lopez : I'm not going back.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, everything is gonna be better now. Adam's gonna tell everyone that he lied.

  Carmen Lopez : You don't understand. It's too late. I'm the school whore now.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, I think you're getting a little carried away.

  [Carmen walks over to the answering machine and turns it on] 

  Teenage Boy : [over the answering machine]  Yeah. This is Jason. I'd like to leave a message for the school whore.

  [he and another kid start laughing] 

  George Lopez : Who are those boys? I'll get 'em suspended.

  Carmen Lopez : [in tears]  Then suspend everybody! You know what else happened today? A boy followed me in the bathroom and asked me if I wanted to do it!

  Angie Lopez : [as she tries to comfort Carmen]  Honey...

  Carmen Lopez : Another boy pulled up my shirt when I was walking down the hall!

  [cries] 

  Carmen Lopez : Please don't make me go back. Please!

  [hugs George as she cries] 

  George Lopez : It's okay, baby. We'll figure something out. Go upstairs so your mom and I can talk.

  [Carmen heads upstairs] 

  Angie Lopez : She's not wrong. She can never get her reputation back.

  George Lopez : I don't want to see her suffer like this for three more years.

  Angie Lopez : Me either. What are you thinking?

  George Lopez : Private school.

  Angie Lopez : That's what I was thinking. Can we afford it?

  George Lopez : No. We'll have to sell the boy.

• George Lopez : [When Carmen comes home from school all bruised up]  Carmen, what happened?

  Carmen Lopez : I got in a fight with Piper. She kept calling me a slut, then she pushed me.

  Angie Lopez : Oh, my God. Are you all right? You have blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : That's Piper's.

  George Lopez : Really?

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, I punched her in the nose.

  George Lopez : Damn! My girl's a scrapper! Whoo!

• Angie Lopez : I'm gonna call Adam's parents about this window right now.

  Carmen Lopez : Adam didn't do it. Piper did.

  George Lopez : Piper? That snob who used to be your friend?

  Carmen Lopez : That's her handwriting. I know because she wrote "Carmen Can't Say No-pez" on my locker.

  Benny : Hey, thank God our last name isn't Tucker.

• Angie Lopez : [to Carmen]  Don't worry, honey. We're gonna take care of this.

  George Lopez : But you still have to go to school today.

  Carmen Lopez : No!

  George Lopez : Yes. Carmen, you can't let them intimidate you.

  [Carmen looks at Angie, who agrees with George] 

  Carmen Lopez : Fine. Get ready to clean more windows.

  [leaves the house] 

• George Lopez : This ends now.

  Angie Lopez : You're going to Adam's, aren't you?

  George Lopez : I'm not gonna tell you 'cause then it would be premeditated. Let me go while it's still a crime of passion.

  [is about to leave the house, but Angie stops him] 

  Angie Lopez : George! You're not going anywhere.

  Benny : She's right. I'll go. I got a bigger trunk and no plates.

• Angie Lopez : There's a sensible way to handle this. We have to go to the school and talk to the conflict-resolution manager.

  George Lopez : The what?

  Angie Lopez : It's a special counselor who will sit these girls down and mediate.

  George Lopez : I don't want mediating, I want ass-kicking!

• Angie Lopez : [after George talks to her about his old school bully who now works at Carmen's school]  Come on, George. You're just being paranoid. Who holds a grudge for 30 years?

  George Lopez : So you're not still mad I forgot to wear my jacket in our wedding photo?

  Angie Lopez : Absolutely not.

  George Lopez : Doesn't bother you at all?

  Angie Lopez : Nope.

  George Lopez : So you're over it?

  Angie Lopez : Of course. I have no problem with the fact that the happiest day of my life was just casual Saturday to you. Every time I walk past that wedding picture, I die a little.

  George Lopez : Hey, I'm glad you're over it.

• Max Lopez : Mom, you say you love me, and you say you love the flower vase in the hall. If one of those things broke the other, would you still love me? You can think about it.

  [leaves the room] 

  Angie Lopez : [to George]  Sell the boy.

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  I agree, this Rango's got a history with you. Maybe he even thinks that he can still bully you, but he has never messed with me before. He is gonna fix this and fix it now.

  George Lopez : Don't tell me you're going back to the website.

  Angie Lopez : To hell with the e-ppointment. When my baby's hurt, I go medieval.