George Lopez (TV Series)

Girl Fight (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : Carmen, good news.

  Angie Lopez : You're not suspended. Piper is.

  George Lopez : You can go back to school. Mr. Durango's gonna make sure none of the kids ever mess with you again.

  Carmen Lopez : I'm not going back.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, everything is gonna be better now. Adam's gonna tell everyone that he lied.

  Carmen Lopez : You don't understand. It's too late. I'm the school whore now.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, I think you're getting a little carried away.

  [Carmen walks over to the answering machine and turns it on] 

  Teenage Boy : [over the answering machine]  Yeah. This is Jason. I'd like to leave a message for the school whore.

  [he and another kid start laughing] 

  George Lopez : Who are those boys? I'll get 'em suspended.

  Carmen Lopez : [in tears]  Then suspend everybody! You know what else happened today? A boy followed me in the bathroom and asked me if I wanted to do it!

  Angie Lopez : [as she tries to comfort Carmen]  Honey...

  Carmen Lopez : Another boy pulled up my shirt when I was walking down the hall!

  [cries] 

  Carmen Lopez : Please don't make me go back. Please!

  [hugs George as she cries] 

  George Lopez : It's okay, baby. We'll figure something out. Go upstairs so your mom and I can talk.

  [Carmen heads upstairs] 

  Angie Lopez : She's not wrong. She can never get her reputation back.

  George Lopez : I don't want to see her suffer like this for three more years.

  Angie Lopez : Me either. What are you thinking?

  George Lopez : Private school.

  Angie Lopez : That's what I was thinking. Can we afford it?

  George Lopez : No. We'll have to sell the boy.

• George Lopez : [When Carmen comes home from school all bruised up]  Carmen, what happened?

  Carmen Lopez : I got in a fight with Piper. She kept calling me a slut, then she pushed me.

  Angie Lopez : Oh, my God. Are you all right? You have blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : That's Piper's.

  George Lopez : Really?

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, I punched her in the nose.

  George Lopez : Damn! My girl's a scrapper! Whoo!

• Benny : [when she walks in the kitchen]  Hey, what's going on?

  George Lopez : Carmen got in a fight, Mom.

  Benny : [to Carmen]  Whoa. Look, you got blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : It's the other girl's.

  Benny : Damn! My granddaughter's a scrapper!

  [Angie stares at her] 

  George Lopez : Mom, we don't encourage violence in this house.

  [he and Benny give each other a low-five] 

• Benny : [rushing into the house]  Hey, you've been pranked!

  George Lopez : Not now, Mom!

  Benny : No, I just want to see what it says.

  [pulls open the blinds] 

  Benny : I couldn't read it backwards.

  [opens the blinds to reveal the words "Carmen Hopez" spray painted on the sliding door] 

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, God.

  Benny : Now I get it.

• Angie Lopez : I'm gonna call Adam's parents about this window right now.

  Carmen Lopez : Adam didn't do it. Piper did.

  George Lopez : Piper? That snob who used to be your friend?

  Carmen Lopez : That's her handwriting. I know because she wrote "Carmen Can't Say No-pez" on my locker.

  Benny : Hey, thank God our last name isn't Tucker.

• Angie Lopez : [to Carmen]  Don't worry, honey. We're gonna take care of this.

  George Lopez : But you still have to go to school today.

  Carmen Lopez : No!

  George Lopez : Yes. Carmen, you can't let them intimidate you.

  [Carmen looks at Angie, who agrees with George] 

  Carmen Lopez : Fine. Get ready to clean more windows.

  [leaves the house] 

• George Lopez : This ends now.

  Angie Lopez : You're going to Adam's, aren't you?

  George Lopez : I'm not gonna tell you 'cause then it would be premeditated. Let me go while it's still a crime of passion.

  [is about to leave the house, but Angie stops him] 

  Angie Lopez : George! You're not going anywhere.

  Benny : She's right. I'll go. I got a bigger trunk and no plates.

• Angie Lopez : There's a sensible way to handle this. We have to go to the school and talk to the conflict-resolution manager.

  George Lopez : The what?

  Angie Lopez : It's a special counselor who will sit these girls down and mediate.

  George Lopez : I don't want mediating, I want ass-kicking!

• Benny : This is crazy. When George was a kid, I marched right down to the school and I could see any teacher I wanted to.

  George Lopez : What are you talking about? You never came to my school.

  Benny : Nobody called you a whore!

• Angie Lopez : [after George talks to her about his old school bully who now works at Carmen's school]  Come on, George. You're just being paranoid. Who holds a grudge for 30 years?

  George Lopez : So you're not still mad I forgot to wear my jacket in our wedding photo?

  Angie Lopez : Absolutely not.

  George Lopez : Doesn't bother you at all?

  Angie Lopez : Nope.

  George Lopez : So you're over it?

  Angie Lopez : Of course. I have no problem with the fact that the happiest day of my life was just casual Saturday to you. Every time I walk past that wedding picture, I die a little.

  George Lopez : Hey, I'm glad you're over it.

• Adam Connors : [as he throws stones at Carmen's window to get her attention]  Carmen! Carmen!

  George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Are you supposed to be sneaking out tonight? 'Cause I can go.

  Carmen Lopez : It's Adam.

  George Lopez : The guy who gave you the hickey? Carmen, we told you you weren't allowed to see him.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, I know. I broke up with him, but he won't leave me alone. He won't stop coming by, he won't stop calling. He says he's in love with me.

  George Lopez : [laughs]  Really, why?

  Carmen Lopez : He says I'm special.

  George Lopez : Ha. no. Come on. Really. Why?

  Adam Connors : [as he continues to throw stones at the window]  Carmen!

  George Lopez : All right. I'll handle this.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, be careful. He's on the water polo team.

  George Lopez : I'll try not to fight him in the tub.

• Adam Connors : [after George stops Adam from throwing stones at Carmen's window]  Don't kill me, Mr. Lopez.

  George Lopez : Kill you? Come on. You ever see a kid fall into the bear cage at the zoo? The bear doesn't kill him right away. He plays with him for a while. Come on. let's play.

  Adam Connors : I don't want to play.

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  I agree, this Rango's got a history with you. Maybe he even thinks that he can still bully you, but he has never messed with me before. He is gonna fix this and fix it now.

  George Lopez : Don't tell me you're going back to the website.

  Angie Lopez : To hell with the e-ppointment. When my baby's hurt, I go medieval.