George Lopez (TV Series)

Girl Fight (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : [when she walks in the kitchen]  Hey, what's going on?

  George Lopez : Carmen got in a fight, Mom.

  Benny : [to Carmen]  Whoa. Look, you got blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : It's the other girl's.

  Benny : Damn! My granddaughter's a scrapper!

  [Angie stares at her] 

  George Lopez : Mom, we don't encourage violence in this house.

  [he and Benny give each other a low-five] 

• Benny : [rushing into the house]  Hey, you've been pranked!

  George Lopez : Not now, Mom!

  Benny : No, I just want to see what it says.

  [pulls open the blinds] 

  Benny : I couldn't read it backwards.

  [opens the blinds to reveal the words "Carmen Hopez" spray painted on the sliding door] 

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, God.

  Benny : Now I get it.

• Angie Lopez : I'm gonna call Adam's parents about this window right now.

  Carmen Lopez : Adam didn't do it. Piper did.

  George Lopez : Piper? That snob who used to be your friend?

  Carmen Lopez : That's her handwriting. I know because she wrote "Carmen Can't Say No-pez" on my locker.

  Benny : Hey, thank God our last name isn't Tucker.

• Benny : [to Carmen]  I know just what you're going through. When I was in high school, they called me easy, cheap, loose... of course I was pregnant.

• George Lopez : This ends now.

  Angie Lopez : You're going to Adam's, aren't you?

  George Lopez : I'm not gonna tell you 'cause then it would be premeditated. Let me go while it's still a crime of passion.

  [is about to leave the house, but Angie stops him] 

  Angie Lopez : George! You're not going anywhere.

  Benny : She's right. I'll go. I got a bigger trunk and no plates.

• Benny : This is crazy. When George was a kid, I marched right down to the school and I could see any teacher I wanted to.

  George Lopez : What are you talking about? You never came to my school.

  Benny : Nobody called you a whore!