George Lopez (TV Series)

Girl Fight (2003)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Carmen, good news.

  Angie Lopez : You're not suspended. Piper is.

  George Lopez : You can go back to school. Mr. Durango's gonna make sure none of the kids ever mess with you again.

  Carmen Lopez : I'm not going back.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, everything is gonna be better now. Adam's gonna tell everyone that he lied.

  Carmen Lopez : You don't understand. It's too late. I'm the school whore now.

  Angie Lopez : Carmen, I think you're getting a little carried away.

  [Carmen walks over to the answering machine and turns it on] 

  Teenage Boy : [over the answering machine]  Yeah. This is Jason. I'd like to leave a message for the school whore.

  [he and another kid start laughing] 

  George Lopez : Who are those boys? I'll get 'em suspended.

  Carmen Lopez : [in tears]  Then suspend everybody! You know what else happened today? A boy followed me in the bathroom and asked me if I wanted to do it!

  Angie Lopez : [as she tries to comfort Carmen]  Honey...

  Carmen Lopez : Another boy pulled up my shirt when I was walking down the hall!

  [cries] 

  Carmen Lopez : Please don't make me go back. Please!

  [hugs George as she cries] 

  George Lopez : It's okay, baby. We'll figure something out. Go upstairs so your mom and I can talk.

  [Carmen heads upstairs] 

  Angie Lopez : She's not wrong. She can never get her reputation back.

  George Lopez : I don't want to see her suffer like this for three more years.

  Angie Lopez : Me either. What are you thinking?

  George Lopez : Private school.

  Angie Lopez : That's what I was thinking. Can we afford it?

  George Lopez : No. We'll have to sell the boy.

• George Lopez : [When Carmen comes home from school all bruised up]  Carmen, what happened?

  Carmen Lopez : I got in a fight with Piper. She kept calling me a slut, then she pushed me.

  Angie Lopez : Oh, my God. Are you all right? You have blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : That's Piper's.

  George Lopez : Really?

  Carmen Lopez : Yeah, I punched her in the nose.

  George Lopez : Damn! My girl's a scrapper! Whoo!

• Benny : [when she walks in the kitchen]  Hey, what's going on?

  George Lopez : Carmen got in a fight, Mom.

  Benny : [to Carmen]  Whoa. Look, you got blood on you.

  Carmen Lopez : It's the other girl's.

  Benny : Damn! My granddaughter's a scrapper!

  [Angie stares at her] 

  George Lopez : Mom, we don't encourage violence in this house.

  [he and Benny give each other a low-five] 

• Benny : [rushing into the house]  Hey, you've been pranked!

  George Lopez : Not now, Mom!

  Benny : No, I just want to see what it says.

  [pulls open the blinds] 

  Benny : I couldn't read it backwards.

  [opens the blinds to reveal the words "Carmen Hopez" spray painted on the sliding door] 

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, God.

  Benny : Now I get it.

• Piper Morey : Carmen, where are you going?

  Carmen Lopez : Home.

  Piper Morey : Hold on. We heard someone wrote "Hopez" on your house and we felt really bad, so we got you a little present.

  [hands her a gift bag; Carmen opens the gift bag and takes out a pillow] 

  Piper Morey : It's a pillow so you'll be more comfortable. You know, with all that time you spend on your back.

  Carmen Lopez : Screw you, Piper.

  Piper Morey : What?

  [pushes Carmen; Carmen looks at Piper angrily and pushes her back which causes them to start fighting with each other] 

• Angie Lopez : I'm gonna call Adam's parents about this window right now.

  Carmen Lopez : Adam didn't do it. Piper did.

  George Lopez : Piper? That snob who used to be your friend?

  Carmen Lopez : That's her handwriting. I know because she wrote "Carmen Can't Say No-pez" on my locker.

  Benny : Hey, thank God our last name isn't Tucker.

• Angie Lopez : [to Carmen]  Don't worry, honey. We're gonna take care of this.

  George Lopez : But you still have to go to school today.

  Carmen Lopez : No!

  George Lopez : Yes. Carmen, you can't let them intimidate you.

  [Carmen looks at Angie, who agrees with George] 

  Carmen Lopez : Fine. Get ready to clean more windows.

  [leaves the house] 

• Adam Connors : [as he throws stones at Carmen's window to get her attention]  Carmen! Carmen!

  George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Are you supposed to be sneaking out tonight? 'Cause I can go.

  Carmen Lopez : It's Adam.

  George Lopez : The guy who gave you the hickey? Carmen, we told you you weren't allowed to see him.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, I know. I broke up with him, but he won't leave me alone. He won't stop coming by, he won't stop calling. He says he's in love with me.

  George Lopez : [laughs]  Really, why?

  Carmen Lopez : He says I'm special.

  George Lopez : Ha. no. Come on. Really. Why?

  Adam Connors : [as he continues to throw stones at the window]  Carmen!

  George Lopez : All right. I'll handle this.

  Carmen Lopez : Dad, be careful. He's on the water polo team.

  George Lopez : I'll try not to fight him in the tub.