George Lopez (TV Series)

The Valentine's Day Massacre (2003)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : [George says he painted part of the mural]  Which part?

  George Lopez : The butt crack. Your butt had no crack, Angie! It was one big cheek!

• George Lopez : [Angie's in a chat room complaining about men]  Is anybody defending me?

  Angie Lopez : Yeah, the 13 year old boy pretending to be a lesbian. The rest of them suggest counseling.

• Max Lopez : Mom, will you be my valentine?

  George Lopez : [under his breath]  Suckup.

  Angie Lopez : Let's see what you got.

  [takes lid off jewelry box] 

  Angie Lopez : Oh these earrings are beautiful!

  [gasps] 

  Angie Lopez : Are these the ones with my birthstone?

  Max Lopez : [looks at George]  Yeah, garnets.

• Carmen Lopez : [sees Angie's garden hat]  What's with the hat?

  George Lopez : What's with the sweater?

  Angie Lopez : It's your dad's valentine present for me.

  Carmen Lopez : Oh, I get it, the real present's buried in the garden. Maybe those earrings with your birthstones you've been wanting.

  Max Lopez : [looks at George]  That's right, some of us can take hints, and some of us can't!