Get Smart (TV Series)

My Nephew the Spy (1965)

Charles Lane: Uncle Abner

Quotes 

• Victor : [trying to get away from Max]  Well, if you'll all excuse me, I think I'll go in the kitchen, get a glass of water.

  Maxwell Smart : [keeping Victor covered with a gun in his pocket]  I think I'll go with you, I'm a little thirsty myself.

  Victor : Eh, no, no, you stay here and chat with your uncle, I'll bring you a glass of water.

  Maxwell Smart : No, you don't know what kind of water I like. Eh, I mean you don't know where the faucet it.

  Uncle Abner : In most apartments it's over the sink. Round here I wouldn't bet on it.

• Aunt Bertha : [concerned about Max' strange behavior]  Something terrible is happening.

  Uncle Abner : I know, he must be mixed up in something bad. He's either a bookmaker or a gambler.

  Aunt Bertha : Or a musician!

• Uncle Abner : Max, take your uncle's advice: get out of the shoe business before it kills ya!