Get Smart (TV Series)

The King Lives? (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : [posing as King Charles]  Oh yes of course, the royal ball here at the capitol.

  Princess Marta : No, it was at your summer palace.

  Maxwell Smart : You wore a gown of white.

  Princess Marta : No I wore blue that night.

  Maxwell Smart : Ah yes, I remember it well.

  Princess Marta : Then you and I slipped away from the crowd and went outside.

  Maxwell Smart : We strolled the grounds.

  Princess Marta : We walked your hounds.

  Maxwell Smart : We stopped by the fountain for a kiss I think.

  Princess Marta : We stopped by the well to give your dogs a drink.

  Maxwell Smart : Ah yes, I remember the well.

• Colonel von Klaus : From the moment you leave this train you'll be facing torture and death.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it.

• Maxwell Smart : This is the first time I've ever met a king face to face.

  Chief : Not face to face, Max, when we enter we bow low and stay that way until we're told to rise.

  Maxwell Smart : [fiddles with the arm of a suit of armor]  Well I just hope that I don't have to bend over too long. When the blood rushes to my head I get a terrific headache.

  Chief : There is such a thing as protocol.

  Maxwell Smart : Is that anything like an aspirin?

• Maxwell Smart : Half brothers are always called Basil.

• Colonel von Klaus : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  Chief : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  [touching Max on the arm] 

  Chief : You look great Max.

  [Max looks derisively at the Chief, who lowers his arm] 

  Maxwell Smart : [speaking in the manner of King Charles]  You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend.

• Basil : [Max has dropped his monocle into his goblet]  You dropped your monocle, Sire.

  Maxwell Smart : [posing as King Charles]  Yes. Well, fortunately I'm wearing my contact monocle.

• Colonel von Klaus : If it's a trap, and they cut of your escape find your way to Basil's chambers. Behind the fireplace is a passageway that leads right to the forest.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, how does it open?

  Colonel von Klaus : Well, there's a panel 'neath the mantle with a candle for the handle. But before you light the candle push the panel with your hand. Than the mantle will push out and the panel will push in.

  Colonel von Klaus : [Max starts to leave]  But... if you light the candle after you push the panel than the mantle will push in and the panel will push out.

• Maxwell Smart : Who are the KAOS agents?

  Colonel von Klaus : Three men: Heinrich of Holtsow, Kukolf of Klutzenglokken, and Otto of Oggenfirstengoggle.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh... Heinrich of Holtsbrow, Kukolf of Klutzenglotzen, and Otto of, uh... How do you spell "Oggenfirstengoggle"?

  Colonel von Klaus : With 2 G's.