Get Smart (TV Series)

The King Lives? (1968)

John Doucette: Colonel Von Klaus

Quotes 

• Colonel von Klaus : From the moment you leave this train you'll be facing torture and death.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it.

• Colonel von Klaus : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  Chief : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  [touching Max on the arm] 

  Chief : You look great Max.

  [Max looks derisively at the Chief, who lowers his arm] 

  Maxwell Smart : [speaking in the manner of King Charles]  You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend.

• Colonel von Klaus : If it's a trap, and they cut of your escape find your way to Basil's chambers. Behind the fireplace is a passageway that leads right to the forest.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, how does it open?

  Colonel von Klaus : Well, there's a panel 'neath the mantle with a candle for the handle. But before you light the candle push the panel with your hand. Than the mantle will push out and the panel will push in.

  Colonel von Klaus : [Max starts to leave]  But... if you light the candle after you push the panel than the mantle will push in and the panel will push out.

• Colonel von Klaus : [saying goodbye to Max]  Sometimes fate makes the wrong men kings.

• Maxwell Smart : Who are the KAOS agents?

  Colonel von Klaus : Three men: Heinrich of Holtsow, Kukolf of Klutzenglokken, and Otto of Oggenfirstengoggle.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh... Heinrich of Holtsbrow, Kukolf of Klutzenglotzen, and Otto of, uh... How do you spell "Oggenfirstengoggle"?

  Colonel von Klaus : With 2 G's.