Get Smart (TV Series)

The King Lives? (1968)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : This is the first time I've ever met a king face to face.

  Chief : Not face to face, Max, when we enter we bow low and stay that way until we're told to rise.

  Maxwell Smart : [fiddles with the arm of a suit of armor]  Well I just hope that I don't have to bend over too long. When the blood rushes to my head I get a terrific headache.

  Chief : There is such a thing as protocol.

  Maxwell Smart : Is that anything like an aspirin?

• Colonel von Klaus : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  Chief : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.

  [touching Max on the arm] 

  Chief : You look great Max.

  [Max looks derisively at the Chief, who lowers his arm] 

  Maxwell Smart : [speaking in the manner of King Charles]  You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend.