Get Smart (TV Series)
Widow Often Annie (1969)
Barbara Feldon: Agent 99
Quotes
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Agent 99 : Don't you touch me!
Maxwell Smart : What's the matter?
Agent 99 : You know perfectly well what's the matter. You don't love me any more because I'm fat and unattractive.
Maxwell Smart : That is ridiculous, 99, just because you're fat and unattractive doesn't mean that I stopped loving you.
Agent 99 : Oh, why don't you just come right out and say it, Max?
Maxwell Smart : Huh?
Agent 99 : Fat, fat the water rat!
Maxwell Smart : Fat, fat the water rat?
Agent 99 : You take that back!
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Chief : The moment she tries to kill him, we'll have her for attempted murder.
Agent 99 : But what if she kills him before you get there to stop her?
Chief : Then we'll have her for murder.
Maxwell Smart : That's even better, 99, it's tough to beat a murder rap!
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Maxwell Smart : 99, what are you doing here?
Agent 99 : Max, I wanted to make sure you were alright.
Maxwell Smart : I'm fine, 99, Now you'd better get out of here before my wife sees you.
Agent 99 : Max! I'm you're wife!
Maxwell Smart : Yes, I know that, 99 I mean my other wife.