Get Smart (TV Series)

Shoot Up the Charts (1995)

Don Adams: Chief Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Zach Smart : Why would KAOS buy a record company and then kill the only artist?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : After hearing his records, I'm surprised that he lived as long as he did.

  Agent 66 : The bigger question is: what is KAOs doing in the music business?

  Zach Smart : I'm sorry, why is your question bigger than mine?

• Zach Smart : These CDs are bogus.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : You're telling me, since my phonograph broke, I've got 400 records and nothing to play them on.

• Chief Maxwell Smart : Too bad, all of this could have been avoided, if he had only used his record company for niceness instead of evil.