The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

Haunted Honeymoon (1968)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg

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• Claymore Gregg : [as an emergency Justice of the Peace]  I don't usually make house calls you know, and-and at this hour of the night I should at least be paid time and a half.

  Capt. Daniel Gregg : Stand over there.

  Claymore Gregg : And I'd rather not be paid in gold-gold doubloons, either. The last time, I got some very strange looks at the bank.

• Capt. Daniel Gregg : I need a minister.

  Claymore Gregg : Oh, you want to confess your sins.

  Capt. Daniel Gregg : No, you nincompoop! There are two young people staying at the house that I want married at once.