- Gilligan: [Gilligan is now seeing double; the Howells come up to him] Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Howell and friends.
- Ginger Grant: [She comes up to Gilligan, who is still seeing upside down, and he covers his eyes] Why are you covering your eyes?
- Gilligan: Because I'm afraid to open them.
- Ginger Grant: Well, why?
- Gilligan: Because you're upside down, and I'm afraid your dress will fall up.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [Gilligan has been given a new potion to cure his seeing upside down. After he opens his eyes, he covers them again] What's the matter, Gilligan? Are you still seeing upside down?
- Gilligan: [Shakes his head] No, Professor.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Then why are you covering your eyes?
- Gilligan: Because I'm now seeing two of each. I see one Skipper, two Skipper, one Professor, two Professor.
- [Gilligan sees everything upside down, so the Skipper reluctantly stands on his head]
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: For a little guy, you sure get in a lot of trouble!
- Gilligan: That's because I try harder.
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: The things I do for you...
- Gilligan: Sorry, Skipper, but this is the only way I can talk to you without falling down. Or up. Or sideways.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [Walks out of hut with a potion for Gilligan] Skipper, you are standing upside-down, aren't you?
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: Well of course I'm standing upside-down, Professor!
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Oh. Good; for a minute I thought I was working too hard.
- Mary Ann Summers: Back in Kansas, the farmers have a saying. It's the wolf you don't see. That's the one you have to worry about. Oh, but you don't come from a farm, so I guess you don't know anything about wolves.
- Ginger Grant: Are you kidding? I come from Hollywood.