- The Skipper: [with Professor and Gilligan] Gilligan doesn't have any muscles in his head. Fat maybe, but no muscles.
- Gilligan: I'm hexed. I'm hexed.
- The Skipper: What are you gonna do?
- Gilligan: I'm getting the *hex* out of here!
- The Professor: [to Skipper and Gilligan] I would say it was a geological phenomenon caused by volcanic activity beneath the Earth's surface resulting into concentration of heat at a specific location.
- Gilligan: That makes sense to me, but there's one thing I don't understand.
- The Professor: Oh, what's that?
- Gilligan: How come the ground got so hot underneath our feet?
- The Skipper: It all started when we took those relics out of the cave, right? So we collect them all, put them back in, and that oughta satisfy whoever's putting this curse on us!
- Gilligan: Yeah, and once they're satisfied, they'll dezombie the Professor!
- The Skipper: 'Dezombie'?
- Gilligan: Unzombie... exzombie?
- The Skipper: Well, never mind. Now look, I want you to get over to the girls' hut and collect all the stuff that you gave them. I'll go over to the Howells and collect their stuff.
- Gilligan: Yeah.
- The Skipper: Alright! Come on, on your way!
- [Gilligan leaves the hut]
- The Skipper: Unzombie? Dezombie? Exzombie? I wonder which one it is.
- Gilligan: [Reentering behind Skipper] DISzombie!
- The Skipper: [Turns around and glares at Gilligan]
- Gilligan: Datzombie?
- The Professor: Have you fellows seen my pocket knife? It seems to have disappeared.
- Gilligan: No. I haven't seen it. Have you, Skipper?
- The Skipper: Nope.
- Gilligan: Hey, maybe it fell through the hole in your pocket.
- The Professor: I don't have a hole in my pocket.
- Gilligan: You lost that, too, huhn?
- Thurston Howell III: [Entering the cave] Well, well. Here we are.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Hmm. But Darling, however do you expect to appease these evil spirits when even the Skipper has failed?
- Thurston Howell III: My Dear I have something in this case that will placate even the most evil of spirits.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Oh, what is that?
- Thurston Howell III: Cash.
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Oh, Darling, how absolutely marvelous!
- Thurston Howell III: Yes, I am. And besides, my Dear it's deductible.