- Lane Kim: I need to know if you think I'm in love with Zach, 'cause a dirty trollop suggested it, and they're generally reliable about these things.
- Rory Gilmore: A dirty trollop?
- Lane Kim: She said something to me and gave me this sort of knowing, worldly look that seemed to suggest I was acting in a way that said I have a thing for Zach, or she was hitting on me. I just need to know your thought on this.
- Emily Gilmore: We had such a trip. Rory will fill you in. Spare her the more salacious aspects.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Salacious aspects?
- Emily Gilmore: Those European men - young, old, in between - they saw us coming.
- Sookie St. James: They saw you coming where?
- Emily Gilmore: We were like magnets. Such high libidos.
- Lorelai Gilmore: You weren't wearing your "hot and wealthy" sandwich board, were you, Mom?
- Luke Danes: It's Lorelai.
- Liz Danes: It's Lorelai! Huzzah!
- T.J.: Huzzah!
- Renaissance Faire Crowd: HUZZAH!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Michel, do we have any double-A batteries?
- Michel Gerard: How can a man play Chinese Checkers with all these interruptions?
- Lorelai Gilmore: [distracted] Ugh! Man, they're still not vacuuming that spot.
- Ethan Krumholtz: It's your turn, Michel.
- Michel Gerard: You redundant little rodent.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Michel, the batteries?
- Michel Gerard: Are in the office, far-right drawer of the credenza.
- [Ethan triple-jumps over Michel's game pieces]
- Michel Gerard: Damn!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Is where water is stored to power electrical facilities. Thanks Michel.
- Ethan Krumholtz: It's your turn again.
- [Michel grumbles under his breath]