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8/10
A scandal in Scandinavia
ShadeGrenade25 October 2013
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April ( Stefanie Powers ) receives a phone call from a frightened young woman requesting help. She is cut off. When April and Mark ( the late Noel Harrison ) arrive at the phone box, they find the woman dead, apparently from old age. She had been a client of a health and beauty clinic known as Rejuven Isle, located somewhere off the Scandinavian coast. April poses as a new customer, while Mark takes the place of a Cockney photographer called 'Terry Crump' ( Harvey Jason ). The clinic's owners - 'Baroness Ingrid Blangstead' ( Gena Rowlands ) and 'Peter Starker' ( Donnelly Rhodes, a.k.a. 'Dutch' in the sitcom 'Soap' ) - have developed two revolutionary new drugs - one capable of making people young, the other making them incredibly old - and are blackmailing the wives of important men.

Based on a story by Robert Bloch, author of 'Psycho', this is another above average episode, giving April the welcome chance to engage in on-screen combat - while snooping round the clinic, she is attacked by a member of staff, and the brawling pair wind up in a mud bath. Mark, however, has problems of his own - his cover is blown and the Baroness pushes him into a pig-sty to be devoured by the ravenous animals there. 'Boarmerden', the farmer, is played by British actor John Orchard, who spoofed 'John Steed' of 'The Avengers' in an episode of 'Get Smart!'. 'Terry Crump' looks to be the prototype for Mike Myers' obnoxious 'Austin Powers' character, though far more likable. He wears a Nazi uniform while working, but on hearing that Rejuven Isle might be a violent place declines to go there! This is a touching moment where 'Madame Dao' ( Miiko Taka ) tells her husband she only wanted to become young again to please him, and he replies: "Let's grow old together!".

Directed by E. Darrell Hallenbeck.
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8/10
April's mud bath
wilvram22 March 2021
One of the stronger entries in the series, slightly better plotted than most, with the reliable trope of having our two heroes having to infiltrate a hostile organisation and facing constant peril. In April's case this involves being nearly drowned in a mud bath following a ferocious attack from a masseuse. Gena Rowlands makes for an impressively nasty villain, but there are lighter moments too. Had there been more episodes up to this standard the series would have gained a considerably higher reputation.
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9/10
A tough case for April Dancer in Scandinavia
ashmored18 May 2020
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This is another good episode, which gives April Dancer the chance to show off her fighting abilities (even if she does lose)!

April Dancer, the Girl from UNCLE, receives a phone call from a frightened young woman requesting help but she is suddenly cut off. April contacts Mark Slate and they trace the call to a phone box where they find the woman dead, apparently from old age. She had been a client of a health and beauty clinic known as Rejuven Isle, located somewhere off the Scandinavian coast. April joins the clinic as a new customer, while Mark takes the place of a Cockney photographer called 'Terry Crump' ( Harvey Jason). Terry Crump himself, on hearing Rejuven Isle might be a violent place, refuses to go there. The clinic's owners - 'Baroness Ingrid Blangstead' ( Gena Rowlands ) and 'Peter Starker' (Donnelly Rhodes) - have developed two revolutionary new drugs - one capable of making people young, the other making them incredibly old - and are blackmailing the wives of important men by promising them everlasting youth or instant old age. April Dancer soon gets into trouble, whilst snooping round the clinic she is discovered by a blonde, muscular, female member of staff. April rushes at her but the amazing Girl from UNCLE is grabbed by the collar of her jacket and lifted completely off her feet and dumped in a mud bath. The blonde woman climbs in after April and after a brief fight, the muscular blonde, who is actually a THRUSH agent called Bibi, overpowers April Dancer and knocks her unconscious.

Mark, however, has problems of his own - his cover is blown and the Baroness pushes him into a pig-sty to be devoured by the ravenous animals there. 'Boarmerden', the farmer, is played by British actor John Orchard. Both April and Mark recover to bring the deadly Baroness to justice. This is a touching moment where 'Madame Dao' (Miiko Taka) tells her husband she only wanted to become young again to please him, and he replies: "Let's grow old together''
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