The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Take Him, He's Mine (1986)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Dorothy : [to her ex husband] Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato!
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Dorothy : [about dating a Commodore] You know, just when I'd given up hope of meeting someone, along came the most gallant, sophisticated, charming man I'd met in ages.
Rose Nylund : And I bet he knows how to tie a lot of really neat knots!
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Rose Nylund : This takes me back to when I was a little girl in St. Olaf and ran a Belgian waffle stand.
Dorothy : You had a Belgian waffle stand?
Rose Nylund : Actually they were English muffins I carved little ridges in, but people bought them anyway. I was cute back then, so I could get away with it.
Sophia Petrillo : Don't worry, you get cute again when you hit 80, how do you think *I'm* gonna peddle this slop?
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Dorothy : Johnny No Thumbs sent you these flowers?
Sophia Petrillo : Remember 'harmless old Uncle Vito'? He sent a card to Johnny No Thumbs, he addressed it to 'Johnny No Knees'. He got the hint and we got the flowers.
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Dorothy : I won't be seeing Geoffrey any more. He's leaving town.
Rose Nylund : I knew it. The minute I heard you were dating a sailor, I said to myself there'll be nothing but heartaches. Those squabbies drift into port, park their diddies on your doorstep, show you some tricks they learnt in the Orient and then it's, "Avast me hearties," and they shove off with a serpent tattoo and your heart as souvenirs.
Dorothy : You've been reading Treasure Island again, Rose.
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Dorothy : What could she be doing all this time?
Sophia Petrillo : You *know* what they're doing.
Dorothy : Yeah, and I also know Stan, we were married for 38 years, and if you added up all the times we did what he is doing right now, Blanche *still* should've been home 10 minutes ago.
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Dorothy : [to Stan] You're wearing your toupee to bed, that can only mean one of two things: either there's a woman in your bed, or Suzanne Somers is on The Tonight Show.
