"Good Times" J.J.'s New Career: Part 1 (TV Episode 1976) - Ja'net DuBois as Willona Woods

Willona Woods : I put my bills into three piles. You know, 30 days overdue, 60 days overdue, and, "Willona Woods? Honey, she don't live here no more."
Florida Evans : Ain't this a shame?

Willona Woods : What?

Florida Evans : Here I am working steady, it's bill paying time, and I'm almost $50 short.

Willona Woods : Whoo, child. I'd lend you everything I got, but that would make you $80 short.
Willona Woods : Flo, I have just solved your problems financially. Come on over here, everybody. Take a look.

Florida Evans : Oh, great.

Thelma Evans : Oh, let's see this!

Willona Woods : You are about to get a crash course in the Willona Woods School of Home Economics.

Florida Evans : All right.

Willona Woods : Now, these are your bills, right?

Florida Evans : Right.

Willona Woods : All you got to do is put a $5 payment on each bill. That's all.

Florida Evans : [Points to a bill with no payment] Well, that's great, Willona, but there's nothing on this one, which means they just repossessed the refrigerator!

Willona Woods : Oh, just hold on, honey. That's the beauty of the system.

[Places a payment from one bill to the other]

Willona Woods : Look at that. Now your refrigerator is back on and you can eat again.

Florida Evans : On the floor? They just took the furniture.

Willona Woods : I ain't never told nobody the system was perfect, did I?

Ja'net DuBois: Willona Woods