- James Evans, Sr.: How was that date you had last night, Willona?
- Willona Woods: Ahhh, that's what I wanted to tell you about... six-foot-2... shoulders out to here... and a smile that lit up the night!... And he mugged me! I tell you, the way my luck is running I'm thinking of joining a monastery.
- Thelma Evans: A convent, Willona. Only men go to monasteries.
- Florida Evans: Quiet Thelma... Willona knows what she's saying.