- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Greetings from the Chicken Shack! This ain't no fake out, this is takeout. We got stacks of backs, kegs of legs, blizzards of gizzards, and the rest is breasts!
- Florida Evans: Willona! Ooooh, girl, that dress is fantastic!
- Willona Woods: Oh, you like it, Flo? It's just a little something that I threw on.
- James Evans, Sr.: Looks like you missed!