- Ralph Hinkley: Pam... Pam will be out in a minute.
- Bill Maxwell: Well, uh... don't tell her to hurry, uh. We don't want get there early you know to uh... stadium full of a hard thousand uh... screamin', stompin' kids.
- Ralph Hinkley: Bill, c'mon! That's just Dak's way of saying thank you. Besides, do you know how many people would give their eye, tooth to sit front row center at an Elvira concert?
- Bill Maxwell: Do you have any idea the statistics of kids that go deaf at these things? We're all going to wind up uh... watching TV shows with closed captions here!
- Ralph Hinkley: Bill. You're wearing guns to a concert? C'mon!
- Bill Maxwell: You can't be too careful at a place like that.