The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)

Keeper of the Reaper (2006)

Greg Eagles: Grim, Sperg, Guard

Quotes 

• Billy : [singing]  Please vote me the keeper of the reaper/ I wanna be the keeper of the reaper/ His skinny white bones are mine to own/ To do with as I see fit/ Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit!

  Mandy : I disagree 'bout the keeper of the reaper/ It should be me who's the keeper of the reaper/ Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy/ Who can't even tie his shoes/ If Billy wins, then we all surely lose!

  Grim, The Grim Reaper : Don't *I* get a say about the keeper of the reaper?/ I'll make you all pay for the keeper of the reaper!/ All my rage is bottled up in this cage/ Held back by these iron bars/ I'll never get rid of these mental scars!

  Judge Roy Spleen : I don't care who's the keeper of the reaper/ I'm losin' my hair over keeper of the reaper/ A mountain of stress is crushing my chest/ I'm going blind in one eye/ And its all be-cause of that stupid guy!

  Fred Fredburger : Don't worry! I found some nachos! Yes.

  [Judge Spleen hits him on the head with the gavel] 

  Fred Fredburger : OW!

  Billy : [rapping]  Time to make you ill, old school style!

  [reverts back to singing] 

  Billy : Grim is the corner in my square!

  Mandy : Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.

  Billy : Grim is the freshener in my air!

  Mandy : Grim's the conditioner in my hair.

  Billy : GRIM'S THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR!

  Mandy : Grim is the cushion in my chair.

  Billy : Grim is the renaissance in my fair!

  Mandy : Grim is the anger in my stare.

  Billy : Grim is the stain in my underwear!

  Mandy : Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.

• Grim, The Grim Reaper : [while Billy and Mandy are fighting over him]  Stop it! Just stop it. You're behaving like spoiled children. I suggest you behave like spoiled adults and settle this in court.