- Sean Finnerty: [to Lily] This is *not* a valid license!
- Eddie Finnerty: Hey! That license is as valid as yours or mine! Well, yours.
- Eddie Finnerty: [Looking in the refrigerator] You're out of white wine.
- Sean Finnerty: You don't drink white wine!
- Eddie Finnerty: I might bring a date over.
- Sean Finnerty: Why don't you take her to your place?
- Eddie Finnerty: I don't want her to know where I live. She's kinda psycho!
- Claudia Finnerty: This game is repulsive! You're done!
- [Unplugs game]
- Henry Finnerty: Aw, Mom! I was two kills away from earning a chainsaw!