- Jimmy Finnerty: I just don't understand how their brains work! Hope, you're a woman: why do you torture us?
- Hope: I dunno. Because we can?
- Hope: We should get a rabbit together!
- Eddie Finnerty: I'm not really a rabbit guy. I need something more durable, like a turtle.
- Eddie Finnerty: You see that I have a case? She tipped over my car!
- Sean Finnerty: In all fairness, Ed, didn't a six-pack do that once?
- Amy: [Intensely] I want to shoot you!
- Eddie Finnerty: [Freaking out] Pl- please don't!
- Amy: No! With my camera, silly! Believe me, if I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead by now.
- Sean Finnerty: Oh! Hey, babe.
- Claudia Finnerty: What's that?
- Sean Finnerty: A safe. What's for dinner, babe?
- Claudia Finnerty: Did you think the safe conversation was over?
- Sean Finnerty: Oh. It's Ed's.
- Claudia Finnerty: Oh, God! There aren't human remains in there, are there?
- Lily Finnerty: A lot of girls at school are talking about you and Emma.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Really?
- Lily Finnerty: They think you're deep and sensitive.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Which girls?
- Lily Finnerty: [Names a few] ... Ashley.
- Jimmy Finnerty: Ashley said that? I need to break up with Emma and get with her!
- Lily Finnerty: Congratulations! You just went from deep and sensitive to shallow, horny ass in an instant!
- Hope: [Referring to Amy's supposed pictures of Eddie] At first I thought, "These are really twisted!" But then I thought of how touching it was that you would want to share something so intimate with me!
- Eddie Finnerty: That's what I was going for.
- Hope: I have to ask you: who took these pictures?
- Eddie Finnerty: Sean.
- [Just as Sean enters]
- Hope: You're really talented! And very brave!
- [Sean nods to her and she exits]
- Sean Finnerty: What was she talking about?
- Eddie Finnerty: Don't worry about it.
- [Hands Sean the envelope of photos]
- Sean Finnerty: Oh, my God! Did Hope see the pictures?
- Eddie Finnerty: Yeah.
- Sean Finnerty: And?
- Eddie Finnerty: She thinks you're a freak!
- Jimmy Finnerty: Oh, my God! She's deaf?
- Lily Finnerty: Yeah, apparently. She didn't hear anything you said to her.
- Brad O'Keefe: Yay! You get a do-over, J-Dog!
- Jimmy Finnerty: But, what do I say to her?
- Lily Finnerty: It doesn't matter! She can't hear you!