Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Tonight's the Night (2003)

Megyn Price: Claudia Finnerty

Quotes 

• Sean Finnerty : Come on, babe! I watched Henry all day! He was playing his X-box, riding his bike...

  Claudia Finnerty : Where'd he get an X-box and a bicycle?

  Sean Finnerty : Santa?

  Claudia Finnerty : *We're* Santa! Apparently Henry has found a way to supplement his allowance.

  Henry Finnerty : [cut away to Henry knocking on a door. An elderly woman answers the door]  Hello, ma'am! Would you like to make a contribution to a shelter for runaway kids?

  Mrs. Libby : What's it called?

  Henry Finnerty : St. Charles Place.

  [holds up a coffee can with the Monopoly deed to St. Charles Place taped to it] 

  Mrs. Libby : I think I've heard of that.

  Henry Finnerty : It keeps kids from going directly to jail.

• Brad O'Keefe : [after Lily finishes telling Claudia how she lost her virginity to Brad, he bursts out of her room]  It was like a dream, Mrs. Finnerty! A beautiful dream!

  Claudia Finnerty : [shoving Brad back into Lily's room]  There is man downstairs making sandwiches with a knife and if he finds out what happened, he will stop making sandwiches and come up here and kill you!

  [handing him his clothes] 

  Claudia Finnerty : For your own safety, go!

  Brad O'Keefe : Hey, can I get in on one of those sandwiches?