- Dr. Jason Seaver: [the first shot in Ben's film is of a title card: "This motion picture is rated 'R'... and we all know what *that* means"] Ben, if this movie isn't dirty, then why did you rate it "R"?
- Ben Seaver: Because no kid wants to see a movie these days, unless it's rated "R".
- [Mike comes in; what perfect timing!]
- Mike Seaver: Hi, Ben - Wow, your movie's rated "R"? I'm watching it!
- Ben Seaver: See what I mean?
- [whispered aside]
- Ben Seaver: Thanks, Mike; you saved my life.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Consider it a stay of execution.
- Laura Lynn: [as Bambi's introductory shot glides up her swimsuit-clad body, she glares through the fourth wall] ... You're not going to use that, are you?