Growing Pains (TV Series)
Cheating (1990)
Joanna Kerns: Maggie Malone Seaver
Quotes
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[as Ben studies, visions of his friends and family appear before him]
Vito Paducci : Ben, what are you doing sitting up studying? You've got the answer sheet in your pocket. Doesn't that bed look mighty comfortable?
Ben Seaver : [scoffs] I can't cheat, Vito, they're onto me!
Vito Paducci : You're not thinking. You don't have to get them all right; just make sure you get a couple wrong.
Ben Seaver : Well, how do I do that?
Vito Paducci : Just be yourself.
Mike Seaver : They're witches, Ben, they're witches!
Maggie Malone Seaver : [evilly] Ben, you bring home another D in Science, you'll see a side of me you have never seen before!
Carol Seaver : [shown in a kangaroo suit] Ben, if I hadn't mentioned it before, let me mention it now: you're a real disappointment to me and the other marsupials.
Vito Paducci : [more visions freak out Ben] Come on, Ben, cheat!
Stinky Sullivan : Yeah, Ben, cheat!
Dr. Jason Seaver : Of course it's not okay to cheat!
Vito Paducci : Hey, who will know?
Mike Seaver : They are witches, Ben!
Stinky Sullivan : What else can we do?
Carol Seaver : [a realistic kangaroo is shown] Marsupial! Marsupial!
Maggie Malone Seaver : [in the style of the Wicked Witch of the West] ... and your little dog, too! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!