Growing Pains (TV Series)

Cheating (1990)

Kirk Cameron: Mike Seaver

Quotes 

• [as Ben studies, visions of his friends and family appear before him] 

  Vito Paducci : Ben, what are you doing sitting up studying? You've got the answer sheet in your pocket. Doesn't that bed look mighty comfortable?

  Ben Seaver : [scoffs]  I can't cheat, Vito, they're onto me!

  Vito Paducci : You're not thinking. You don't have to get them all right; just make sure you get a couple wrong.

  Ben Seaver : Well, how do I do that?

  Vito Paducci : Just be yourself.

  Mike Seaver : They're witches, Ben, they're witches!

  Maggie Malone Seaver : [evilly]  Ben, you bring home another D in Science, you'll see a side of me you have never seen before!

  Carol Seaver : [shown in a kangaroo suit]  Ben, if I hadn't mentioned it before, let me mention it now: you're a real disappointment to me and the other marsupials.

  Vito Paducci : [more visions freak out Ben]  Come on, Ben, cheat!

  Stinky Sullivan : Yeah, Ben, cheat!

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Of course it's not okay to cheat!

  Vito Paducci : Hey, who will know?

  Mike Seaver : They are witches, Ben!

  Stinky Sullivan : What else can we do?

  Carol Seaver : [a realistic kangaroo is shown]  Marsupial! Marsupial!

  Maggie Malone Seaver : [in the style of the Wicked Witch of the West]  ... and your little dog, too! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!