Hercules (TV Series)

Hercules and the Owl of Athens (1998)

Jay Thomas: Ares

Quotes 

• Fear : Say dad, okay, who is the god of war?

  Ares : Me, you idiot!

  Fear : Ha ha! The answer is "Me, you idiot!"

• Ares : ATHENA! YOU SHAVED MY DOGS OF WAR!

  Athena : Oh, silly Ares. I am the Goddess of Wisdom. Why would I do a stupid thing like that?

  Ares : Heed my words. This is the last time you'll make a god out of the Fool of War! Dah! You know what I meant!