Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi (TV Series)

Dis-Harmony/Collect All 5/Ninjacompoop (2004)

Nathan Carlson: Master Pang, Fan, Photographer, Master Franz

Quotes 

• Master Pang : I am Master Ai Ming Pang, biodegradable monkey ninja instructor.

  Yumi : Wow!

  Master Pang : When you pluck this stone from my paw, you can begin your training.

  Yumi : No prob, monkey boy!

  [Pang moves his paw quickly] 

  Yumi : Wait. I wasn't ready. Do over.

  [Pang moves his paw again] 

  Yumi : Hey, no fair! You're cheating!

  [She steps on the monkey's foot and gets the pebble, making him yell in pain] 

  Master Pang : Let the training begin.

• Ami : [Ami sees a melted Master Pang]  Master Pang, thank you for seeing me.

  Master Pang : The life of a biodegradable ninja monkey is short lived and

  [cough] 

  Master Pang : gooey. So, you better make it quick.

  Ami : Master, I have lost my friend to the way of the ninja. I need to get her back.

  Master Pang : Ah. To do this, you must beat her at her own game.

  [He coughs again] 

  Master Pang : Sadly, I am in no condition to help you.

  [He coughs and spits out a pill] 

  Master Pang : But my partner can for two easy payments of nineteen-ninety five.

  Ami : [Ami gets her money]  Man, for a melting ninja monkey, you sure drive a hard bargain.

  [after she gives the money to Pang, he dissolves into water. She puts the pill into the water and another ninja monkey arrives] 

  Master Franz : I am Master Song Sung Blue. Let us begin your training.

• Master Pang : Your basic ninja training is complete. Go forth and use your power for good.

• Ami : Thank you! Goodnight!

  Fan : I love you, guys! Hey, can I have a-

  [Yumi's guitar picks land on him at the wall like shuriken] 

  Fan : Awesome!

  Yumi : This could have been disastrous. Luckily, my keen ninja instincts honed in on it.

  [Ami signed an autograph for the fan] 

  Ami : He just wanted an autograph, Yumi.

  Yumi : Mmhmm. I'm sure that's exactly what he wanted us to think.

• Ami : Thanks, guys! That's all for tonight!

  Photographer : Oh, come on! Just a few more pictures. Clickety-click!

  [His camera gets crushed by Yumi's guitar] 

  Yumi : The lady said she's done!

  [the fans run away]