Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi (TV Series)

Dis-Harmony/Collect All 5/Ninjacompoop (2004)

Janice Kawaye: Ami

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Quotes 

• Ami : Maybe now's a good time to grab a post-gig snack. You know, before the cops show up.

  Yumi : Ninjas don't snack. They feed off of danger. Now, where am I going to find a sparring partner at this hour?

• Ami : She's totally out of control, Kaz. We have got to do something.

  Kaz : I am doing something! Getting out of here before she wants to spar with me again!

  Ami : Oh, great. How am I gonna stop psycho ninja girl on my own?

• Harmony : I'm your number one fan!

  Yumi : Well, I'm glad someone likes us.

  Harmony : Like you? I love you! That's why I dedicated myself to memorizing the intricate details of your lives. Ami, you like to eat pickles with peanut butter when you're feeling giddy, your favorite color is rainbow, you're a sucker for macramé, and when you think no one's looking, you like to draw a face around your belly button and make it talk! Yumi, you love the sounds of nails on a chalkboard, you hate flowers, you have a tiny birthmark in the shape of Abe Lincoln's profile on the bottom of your left foot, and ever since that pine nut incident when you were five, squirrels make you very nervous.

  Ami : Wow. I guess she is our number one fan.

• Yumi : Mmmm, Taste Blaster Mega-Bombs!

  Ami : Yum! Super Sparkle Lucky Puffs!

  Yumi : Oooh! Fluorescent Fun Flakes!

  Ami : [points to a box of Super Rainbow Blast]  I need that!

  Yumi : Are you alright?

  Ami : I can't believe they have them!

  [she looks at the back] 

  Ami : There's Bunny Huggles, Monkey Huggles, Puppy Huggles, Kitty Huggles and Donkey Huggles! When you connect all five together, they create a Super Cuddle Love Hug! Isn't that awesome?

  Yumi : Yeah. Awesomely sappy.

• Ami : [Ami sees a melted Master Pang]  Master Pang, thank you for seeing me.

  Master Pang : The life of a biodegradable ninja monkey is short lived and

  [cough] 

  Master Pang : gooey. So, you better make it quick.

  Ami : Master, I have lost my friend to the way of the ninja. I need to get her back.

  Master Pang : Ah. To do this, you must beat her at her own game.

  [He coughs again] 

  Master Pang : Sadly, I am in no condition to help you.

  [He coughs and spits out a pill] 

  Master Pang : But my partner can for two easy payments of nineteen-ninety five.

  Ami : [Ami gets her money]  Man, for a melting ninja monkey, you sure drive a hard bargain.

  [after she gives the money to Pang, he dissolves into water. She puts the pill into the water and another ninja monkey arrives] 

  Master Franz : I am Master Song Sung Blue. Let us begin your training.

• Yumi : This traffic stinks. I'm going to go insane from boredom.

  Ami : Want to do this cool quiz in Sparkle Teen Mag? It's supposed to tell you what career you're best suited for.

  Yumi : I don't need a quiz to tell me that. Hello? Goddess of rock?

  Ami : Come on. It'll be fun! Question one. Which do you like better? Unicorns or rainbows?

  [Yumi felt bored] 

  Ami : Okay. Let's try another. If you could be any flower,

  [Time passed and the quiz ends] 

  Ami : Finished! See? That wasn't so horrible.

  Yumi : [Yumi just wakes up]  And why is my brain numb?

• Ami : Yumi, you in there?

  [Ami enters Yumi's room] 

  Ami : We got to warm up for tonight's show. Yumi?

  [She sees Yumi in her ninja outfit, scaring her] 

  Ami : What are you doing?

  Yumi : A skilled ninja always protects her domain.

  Ami : Um, would unlocking the door be a lot easier?

  Yumi : Locks, like intruders, cannot be trusted.

• Ami : Thank you! Goodnight!

  Fan : I love you, guys! Hey, can I have a-

  [Yumi's guitar picks land on him at the wall like shuriken] 

  Fan : Awesome!

  Yumi : This could have been disastrous. Luckily, my keen ninja instincts honed in on it.

  [Ami signed an autograph for the fan] 

  Ami : He just wanted an autograph, Yumi.

  Yumi : Mmhmm. I'm sure that's exactly what he wanted us to think.

• Ami : Thanks, guys! That's all for tonight!

  Photographer : Oh, come on! Just a few more pictures. Clickety-click!

  [His camera gets crushed by Yumi's guitar] 

  Yumi : The lady said she's done!

  [the fans run away] 

• Yumi : Now, it ends!

  [She unmasks Ami] 

  Yumi : Ami? It's you?

  Ami : Stop wasting time. We must fight! The crazy melting monkey told me so.

  Yumi : Fight? You're my best friend, Ami. I could never fight you.

  Ami : Really? Phew. And good, 'cause you'd probably whoop me, anyway.

  Yumi : Eh. I know. Besides, I grow tired of being a ninja.

  Ami : Great! Now how about we go grab that post-gig snack?

  Yumi : You got it, Ami! Hey, uh, Kaz isn't still mad at me for breaking his leg in seven places, is he?

  Ami : Not at all, Yumi. Not at all.

• Yumi : What a bunch of cowboy lame-os. They do not deserve to be in the same room as our righteous rock star moves!

  Ami : At least their horses seemed into it.

  Yumi : News flash, Ami. These yokels are deadbeats. Kaz wouldn't know a good gig if it crawled up his pant leg and died.

  Harmony : [Off-screen]  Hahahaha! You're funny.

  Kaz : Girls, say hello to Harmony, winner of the Puffy AmiYumi Ultimate Fan Contest!